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May 2011
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And, because I'm clearly feeling memey this morning, from solarbird:

Give me at least one reason why I'm going to hell.

Current Mood: amusedeasily amused

The god of computer screens will send you there for the number of times you have caused SCS (Spontaneous Coffee Spew)

How about three?

1) Fornication with Lucifer.

2) Belial was really a casting call.

3) It's better than going to Nowhere, especially if they still haven't repaired the section of track about two miles before you reach it.

Ooo! Oooo! I know!

Because you have eaten the Chili of Doom, and others have done likewise on your behalf. (Not your fault, really; I think your mom made it, and we *had* to be polite. But you're still goin' t' Hell.)

Re: Ooo! Oooo! I know!

I actually tried my hand at chili a couple of years ago, and made chili that was so hot even I had trouble eating it. (Wasn't my intention, actually. Ah, well.)

To work on your tan and check out the club scene.

Too awesome for heaven?

(no subject) - (Anonymous)

Sure it was!

The previous Meme.

1) The number of silly meme's you do.
2) For using a q-tip on a cat.
3) For marrying his next of kin and then divorcing same.
4) For wishing you'd been twins so there wouldn't be a weird power imbalance to prevent playing with your brother.
5) You are married to a satyr and a devil. What more do you need?

Alright, just kidding about the memes.

For marrying Satan's next of kin, that is.