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May 2011
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Ys [userpic]

So when will they be getting around to gunning down Congress?

New federal guidelines ask all females capable of conceiving a baby to treat themselves -- and to be treated by the health care system -- as pre-pregnant, regardless of whether they plan to get pregnant anytime soon.

Ganked from shadesong.

I'd be surprised...but...I'm just not.

Current Mood: sadsad
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No kidding! Do you think we can find anyone who does two-for-the-price-of-one specials?

Yah... because, you know, we don't have enough people in this world already. We need to shrink the chances of some unhealthy chick having an underweight baby.

And I used to think The Handmaid's Tale was fiction... o.O

COME ON, MENOPAUSE! I'm rooting for you!

Christ on a crutch. The spousal wildebeest is fixed, but I still have to be considered "pre-pregnant" even though I don't want another child? EVER? Give me a break.

And I loved this part:

The U.S. infant mortality rate is higher than those of most other industrialized nations -- it's three times that of Japan and 2.5 times those of Norway, Finland and Iceland, according to a report released last week by Save the Children, an advocacy group.

Yeah, I'm sure the fact that this country does a horrible job of looking after those who aren't filthy rich has NOTHING to do with those numbers. Nope. Gotta be that wimmins don't take their folic acid and see expensive OB/GYNs.

I don't think you're counted as pre-pregnant if you'd eat your own young.

Careful... I have a placenta in the freezer and I'm not afraid to use it.

And what about the men? Why shouldn't they be eating and living as though they could impregnate a woman at any moment? Thank goodness I'm fixeded. Why can't the government just keep their noses out of my love, my life and my body?


That is downright scary! But I guess when they decided they could pass legislation to imporse themselves on a one single person in a vegetative state...well...'don't need to go there...