One of my lj-friends asked for (among other things) silly declarations of love. Mine amused me enough that I'm reposting it here for general consumption. (However, "you" refers only to said lj-friend. Get your own damn silly declaration of love!)

My love for you is so complex and invigorating that neither English nor any other language, alive, dead or undead, can even begin to encompass the depth and savoury pulchritude of it.

I could sing you love songs in Czech, read you poems about the everlasting strength of it in Thai, and recite from Navajo codebooks and none of them would suffice.

Sorry about that.