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Ganked from drivingblind, the arrogant bastard.

Why am I on your "Friends List"?

Please only respond to this in an entertaining/sarcastic/brutal/etc fashion (extra credit: write your reply in a way appropriate to your personality defect), rather than going for simple egoboostery stuff. If you simply must deliver a compliment, make sure it's backhanded.

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Actually I can't remember what the original reason was that I added you to my FL, but suffice it to say, my montly quota of people to ridicule and abuse was woefully lacking, so you seemed to be a good acorn to add to my kicking retinue.

Unfortunately you never seem to amaze me, though you could try working on that, at the very least I could use a good guffaw at your expense.

I'm on your Friends List 'cause I really, really admire people who have the guts to do what you do with carbonated decongestants and flannel tools -- much less to write about it in public. You may be insane, but at least you're gutsy, girl.

A match made in some studio in Japan.

Emergency food supply.

And me without a Menchii icon!

You are on my friends' list because you remind me of my utter and complete intelligence. (There's my personality defect -- Haughty Intellectual.)

Also, I like to know that there are people more kinky than me in the universe.

Also, I am one of your followers, and how could I be a good one if I wasn't paying attention?

(I'm just not nearly as funny as everyone else.)

I put you on my friends list to remind me exactly why cousins should not marry.

"Luke, I am your father. Search your feelings, you know it to be true."
"Then Leia is my... Excuse me, I've got to exfoliate until I bleed now."

You're on my friends list because I like to be reminded of how annoying people can be when they're happy (Go Go Gadget Emo Kid!)

Also, I can't be arsed to take you off.

Also, it's the kinkiest thing on my friends page.

You're on my friend's list because I am hot for little Japanese made anime chicks having better sex than I am right now..

other than that...haven't got a clue :p

I always wondered what people with Utena icons wrote about...

Because you couldn't resist my charm.

His ~angel~

*Quirks an eyebrow*. That question does not compute.

(What, you expect a funny answer from a robot?)

Because no one else I know posts pictures of their vagina like it's a brand new bicycle - oh wait.

Beats the hell out of me. Who are you, again?


Because my friends list was safe at work.

Too safe.

Dammit! That's what I got for not checking LJ often enough.

You're fascinating to watch. I have a bad case of Trainwreck Syndrome, and you furfill my quota so nicely. Not to mention, it's amusing just how wrong you are about so many things.


Okay, I need to scrub my brain with bleach, cos I got a baaaaaaaaaaad mental image here.

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