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May 2011
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How my marriage was destroyed...

Current Mood: tiredtired

My idiot uncle goes into spasms of fury over this.

Uncle: "Froth froth froth froth rant rant."
Firni: "I know same-sex couples that have been together longer than your first marriage."
Uncle: "Rant rant ra ... what?"
Firni: "And longer than your second marriage."
Uncle: "uh"
Firni: "And longer than your third marriage..."
Uncle: "So what?"
Firni: "HA HA OWNED"
Uncle: "What?"
Firni: "cry more noob"
Uncle: "I don't understand."
Firni: "You ever think about how much it sucks that you can't pick your relatives?"

I love the picture in my head of you talking in gamerspeak to some ranting twonk uncle.

I have a funny story about the local paper over there, and how I tried to make my uncle's name sparkle in the locals' eyes. I should post it tomorrow, along with other adventures from last weekend. Small towns :rolleyes:

I'm with solarbird.

"cry more noob" makes me want to yell that at the top of my lungs and laugh.

Hahahaha! Bloody gays, they're ruining EVERYTHING (except hairdressing and interior design).