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Ganked from drivingblind, the arrogant bastard.

Why am I on your "Friends List"?

Please only respond to this in an entertaining/sarcastic/brutal/etc fashion (extra credit: write your reply in a way appropriate to your personality defect), rather than going for simple egoboostery stuff. If you simply must deliver a compliment, make sure it's backhanded.

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Actually I can't remember what the original reason was that I added you to my FL, but suffice it to say, my montly quota of people to ridicule and abuse was woefully lacking, so you seemed to be a good acorn to add to my kicking retinue.

Unfortunately you never seem to amaze me, though you could try working on that, at the very least I could use a good guffaw at your expense.

I'm on your Friends List 'cause I really, really admire people who have the guts to do what you do with carbonated decongestants and flannel tools -- much less to write about it in public. You may be insane, but at least you're gutsy, girl.

I had a slot open for "Annoying anime icon user" and there you were! Like it was meant to be.

A match made in some studio in Japan.

Emergency food supply.

And me without a Menchii icon!

You are on my friends' list because you remind me of my utter and complete intelligence. (There's my personality defect -- Haughty Intellectual.)

Also, I like to know that there are people more kinky than me in the universe.

Also, I am one of your followers, and how could I be a good one if I wasn't paying attention?

(I'm just not nearly as funny as everyone else.)

I put you on my friends list to remind me exactly why cousins should not marry.

"Luke, I am your father. Search your feelings, you know it to be true."
"Then Leia is my... Excuse me, I've got to exfoliate until I bleed now."

You're on my friends list because I like to be reminded of how annoying people can be when they're happy (Go Go Gadget Emo Kid!)

Also, I can't be arsed to take you off.

Also, it's the kinkiest thing on my friends page.

You're on my friend's list because I am hot for little Japanese made anime chicks having better sex than I am right now..

other than that...haven't got a clue :p

I always wondered what people with Utena icons wrote about...

Because you couldn't resist my charm.

His ~angel~

*Quirks an eyebrow*. That question does not compute.

(What, you expect a funny answer from a robot?)

Because no one else I know posts pictures of their vagina like it's a brand new bicycle - oh wait.

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like

You say black I say white
You say bark I say bite
You say shark I say hey man
Jaws was never my scene
And I don't like Star Wars
You say Rolls I say Royce
You say God give me a choice
You say Lord I say Christ
I don't believe in Peter Pan
Frankenstein or Superman
All I wanna do is

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my
Bicycle races are coming your way
So forget all your duties oh yeah!
Fat bottomed girls
They'll be riding today
So look out for those beauties oh yeah
On your marks get set go
Bicycle race bicycle race bicycle race
Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
Bicycle bicycle bicycle bicycle
Bicycle race

You say coke I say caine
You say John I say Wayne
Hot dog I say cool it man
I don't wanna be the President of America
You say smile I say cheese
Cartier I say please
Income tax I say Jesus
I don't wanna be a candidate for
Vietnam or Watergate
Cos all I wanna do is

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like

Beats the hell out of me. Who are you, again?

-R

Because my friends list was safe at work.

Too safe.

Dammit! That's what I got for not checking LJ often enough.

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