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May 2011
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One bit of memeness, since it amused me immensely.


Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a chosen one. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this threat to our children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?

Stage Two
Next, you must desecrate the Internet. This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of cultists hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your great supernatural forces, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to pray to you for enlightenment.

"Next, you must desecrate the Internet." I think that sums it up nicely. I'm not one for picking the easy route, you know. I'm not sure that even I, in all my depravity, could manage that.

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Do I get a bonus for being first in line?

I pray to thee! Spare me, desecration mistress!

Re: Do I get a bonus for being first in line?

Absolutely. I need more believers. I haven't yet ascended, so I must not have enough yet.

Luckily the demands on my followers are few. You have to actually like cool stuff in life, mostly.

Okay, now I need to find a good anime benevolent goddess icon. Maybe one of Urd, if I could find her in the right pose...

Pussy. ;)

Because I can't singlehandledly match the depravity of the entire Internet?

Or some other reason?

Zigackly!

j/k of course.

(I love that icon.)

Me too. Saw it and had to gank it.

This one, on the other hand, is just wrong.

MY VIRGIN EYES

Here's mine!!

That was kinda fun.

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a news reporter. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, bewildered by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must disintegrate United Nations. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of animal minions (rats, birds, etc.) hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must send forth your great supernatural forces, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.