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May 2011
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This list (inspired by Skippy's List) is painfully hysterical.

Read through at least all the top-level comments, too. There are a LOT of really funny ones. Some of my favorites:

  • I do not have a Dalek Patronus.
  • I will not teach the first-years to sing "A Wizard's Staff Has A Knob On The End".
  • I must not start a "Vetinari for Minister of Magic" campaign.
  • I will not arrange for a DVD of "This Is Spinal Tap" and a drum kit to be sitting in the DADA Proessor's room on 1 September as a "Welcome To Hogwarts" Present.
  • Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny.
  • I will not write fic about Professor McGonagall and Choo Choo Bear.
  • I am not allowed to claim Draco Malfoy is suffering from 'blue balls'.
  • Not even if I loaded his jock with woad.
  • Will not offer to sell Hagrid new creatures.
  • Especially not if I actually have them.
  • I will not offer to teach private lessons in Sex Magic.
  • I will not hand red shirts to the new DADA professor and claim that they're the standard uniform for the position.
So, yeah, go read!

Current Mood: gigglygiggly
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I will not write fic about Professor McGonagall and Choo Choo Bear.


*spittake*

No - no Vetinari? But - he would rawk!

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Re: dy...

Love your icon.

'I will not teach the first-years to sing "A Wizard's Staff Has A Knob On The End".'

Aww, why not? It's good song. How about 'The Hedgehog Can't Be Buggared at All', then?

BTW, this is Mik, can I add you to my friends list? :)

By all means...